Hello Mystery Fans!
It has been a few months since we last transmitted a blog to you. Fear not! For now catchers and pitchers are reporting to camp and the world can finally haz baseball again!
We have just been informed by the BBC? Yes, the BBC that the NRA has put out a list of enemies. Interestingly enough on this list is the Kansas City Royals. Since the Royals are only slightly less obscure than we, we have determined high hopes of being formally recognized by Major League Baseball.
This list has us also thinking, "Who are the Enemies of Mystery Team?" The following are a list of those who are the enemies of Mystery Team.
-JP Arencibia for declining to sign with us for some M&Ms
-Josh Hamilton for not accepting our gracious contract offer
-MLB Networking for...something or other
-LA Dodgers President Stan Kasten for dogging the Mystery Team on MLB Network
-LA in general, for signing/trading for everyone not named "Upton"
-People who play Quidditch in real life. You can't fly and you can't really chase a golden snitch!
Are there any other persons or entities you feel should be enemies or friends of Mystery Team? Leave a comment. We also hope to start bringing you video press releases in the next month or two, so be on the look out.
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Until next time Mystery fans, if it's news to you, it's a Mystery to us.
-Mystery Front Office
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Wednesday, February 13, 2013
Sunday, June 10, 2012
Jorge Soler
Greetings Mystery Fans! They do say that absence makes the heart grow fonder, and we do apologize for the lack of updates recently. However, with the trade deadline vastly approaching, only more Mystery news can be on the way. Be rest assured that when not posting to this blog, the Mystery front office is diligently at work scouring the globe for the best available talents.
Such a talent has emerged in the form of Cuban defector, Jorge Soler. Many in the baseball world have been awaiting his eligibility as the last big name international signing before the new MLB collective bargaining agreement takes place.
As we have learned apparently from multiple outlets such as the Chicago Sun-Times, several teams vie for this international superstar. While destinations like Chicago, New York, or LA seems likely, we here at Mystery Team never fall asleep at the wheel. Be rest assured ever effort to pop in a bid via phone, text, eBay, carrier pigeon, and smoke signals were made. Judging by this birth certificate written in crayon we can only assume this "19-year-old" will be a prominent outfielder for years to come.
Once again, be sure to check this blog, our Facebook page, and our Twitter account for all the latest in any Mystery news, signings, merchandising, rants, and/or restraining orders. If it's news to you, it's a Mystery to us. Always be a fan.
-Mystery Team Front Office
Such a talent has emerged in the form of Cuban defector, Jorge Soler. Many in the baseball world have been awaiting his eligibility as the last big name international signing before the new MLB collective bargaining agreement takes place.
As we have learned apparently from multiple outlets such as the Chicago Sun-Times, several teams vie for this international superstar. While destinations like Chicago, New York, or LA seems likely, we here at Mystery Team never fall asleep at the wheel. Be rest assured ever effort to pop in a bid via phone, text, eBay, carrier pigeon, and smoke signals were made. Judging by this birth certificate written in crayon we can only assume this "19-year-old" will be a prominent outfielder for years to come.
Once again, be sure to check this blog, our Facebook page, and our Twitter account for all the latest in any Mystery news, signings, merchandising, rants, and/or restraining orders. If it's news to you, it's a Mystery to us. Always be a fan.
-Mystery Team Front Office
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