Hello Mystery fans! It has been quite awhile. We do apologize for the lack of blogs, but we have so much scouting, phone calls, and never ending sobbing to endure this time of year.
Speaking of soul-crushing misfortunes, the Miami Marlins have decide to go all Wiley Coyote on themselves. Quick, think of a Miami Marlin. Do you have one in mind? Well, you are wrong. The player you are thinking of is now a Toronto Blue Jay as ESPN has reported this evening.
Mystery Team will continue to make calls to the Miami Marlins. Our current offer of some dinner chocolates we took from an Olive Garden and a box of old Florida Marlins hats for Giancarlo Stanton and Logan Morrison has yet to be accepted. Hopefully a trade to us won't "piss off" Mr. Stanton.
We want to take time to promise every Mystery fan that we will not trade away any of the cornerstone players that we may or may not have. We value your continued support and with that clearly have a better chance of getting a new stadium before the A's ever do. To be fair, they do have THIS going on for them.
Remember to follow us here on our blog, on the bookface, and in the twitterverse. If it is news to you, it is news to us. Always be a fan.
-Mystery Front Office
(Not Yet Sold to Disney)
Showing posts with label Miami Marlins. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Miami Marlins. Show all posts
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
Thursday, February 9, 2012
Yoenis Cespedes
There's an air hovering over the MLB right now. An air of Mystery, and for once it's not all about the MYSTERY TEAM.
Yoenis Cespedes has arrived with more bags of mystery then MYSTERY TEAM brings on team flights. All the footage we have of this five tool talent is a YouTube video. Will his talent translate into the big leagues? Is Cespedes the next Ken Griffey Jr? Can anyone spell Yoenis Cespedes without googling it first? So many questions surround this great player.
Our scouts say all signs point to maybe on his big league potential. That's all we ever needed to hear in the MYSTERY TEAM front office. Despite the fact ESPN.com's Jayson Stark reporting Cespedes met with the Marlins this week, we're going all-in on this prospect and hope to turn the corner into World Series favorites. We think even at this juncture the MYSTERY TEAM out draws the Fish and is a more appealing destination. ¡Viva MYSTERY TEAM!
-Mystery Front Office
Yoenis Cespedes has arrived with more bags of mystery then MYSTERY TEAM brings on team flights. All the footage we have of this five tool talent is a YouTube video. Will his talent translate into the big leagues? Is Cespedes the next Ken Griffey Jr? Can anyone spell Yoenis Cespedes without googling it first? So many questions surround this great player.
Our scouts say all signs point to maybe on his big league potential. That's all we ever needed to hear in the MYSTERY TEAM front office. Despite the fact ESPN.com's Jayson Stark reporting Cespedes met with the Marlins this week, we're going all-in on this prospect and hope to turn the corner into World Series favorites. We think even at this juncture the MYSTERY TEAM out draws the Fish and is a more appealing destination. ¡Viva MYSTERY TEAM!
-Mystery Front Office
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